Ah Ha Brands- PreZOOdents Playing Cards

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  • Regular price $ 19.95

The full PreZOOdents series as a deck of Playing Cards! Each card has the custom designed back, and a PreZOOdent on the front face of the card. From George Washington (George WASPington) and Betsy Ross (BATsy Ross) to Barack Obama (Barack oLLAMA) and Donald Trump (DODOnald Trump) , this is the best way to own the full series!

Haven't you always wanted to play the punniest game of poker imaginable? Well join with all of the animal pun Presidents, Founding Figures to add a little fun to your late night gamblings. Play War with the historical leaders of the great United States. Win at Texas Hold 'Em with George DOVEya Bush on the river or a pair of Democrats or Republicans.

  • Each deck comes in a custom-designed tuck-box.
  • Full 52 card deck plus 2 jokers.
  • Poker sized playing cards - 2.5" x 3.5"
  • 300gsm professional quality card stock with blue core (smooth finish)
  • Ships in 3-5 business days!


While it would be MUCH MORE FUN to get these cards and discover each animal pun for yourself, if you are impatient, check out all of the PreZOOdents here in the shop, or read below a full list of each punny figure, and their animals:

George Washington (George Waspington) - Wasp
John Adams (John Catams) - Cat
Thomas Jefferson (Thomas Girafferson) - Giraffe
James Madison (James Ratison) - Rat
James Monroe (James Salmonroe) - Salmon
John Quincy Adams (John Squidsy Adams) - Sqiud
Andrew Jackson (Pandarew Jackson) - Panda
Martin Van Buren (Martin Van Boaren) - Boar
William Henry Harrison (Eeliam Henry Harrison) - Eel
John Tyler (John Tiger) - Tiger
James Knox Polk (James Hippolk) - Hippo
Zachary Taylor (Yakary Taylor) - Yak
Millard Fillmore (Mallard Fillmore) - Mallard / Duck
Franklin Pierce (Franklin Deerce) - Deer
James Buchanan (James Toucanon) - Toucan
Abraham Lincoln (Cobraham Lincoln) - Cobra / Snake
Andrew Johnson (Elephantrew Johnson) - Elephant
Ulysses S. Grant (Ewelysses S Grant) - Ewe / Sheep
Rutherford B Hayes (Slugerford B Hayes) - Slug
James Garfield (James Jaguarfield) - Jaguar
Chester Alan Arthur (Chester Alan Otter) - Otter
Grover Cleveland (Gopher Cleveland) - Gopher / Groundhog
Benjamin Harrison (Benjamin Bearison) - Bear
William McKinley (WIlliam Chipmunkinley) - Chipmunk
Theodore Roosevelt (Teddy Kangaroosevelt) - Kangaroo
William Taft (Whaleium Taft) - Whale
Woodrow Wilson (Woodrowl Wilson) - Owl
Warren Harding (Warren Sharking) - Shark
Calvin Coolidge (Calvin Muleidge) - Mule / Horse
Herbert Clark Hoover (Herbert Shrewver) - Shrew
Franklin Delano Roosevelt (Franklin Roostervelt) - Rooster / Chicken
Harry S. Truman (Harry Trumanatee) - Manatee
Dwight Eisenhower (Dwight D Flysenhower) - Fly
John Fitzgerald Kennedy (John F Raccoonedy) - Raccoon
Lyndon B Johnson (Lion B Johnson) - Lion
Richard Nixon (Richard Lynxon) - Lynx
Gerald Ford (Hareld Ford) - Hare / Rabbit / Bunny
Jimmy Carter (Jimmy Macawter) - Macaw
Ronald Wilson Reagan (Swanald Reagan) - Swan
George Herbert Walker Bush (George Herbert Hawker Bush) - Hawk
Bill Clinton (Bull Clinton) - Bull
George W Bush (George Doveya Bush) - Dove
Barack Obama (Barack Ollama) - Lllama
Donald Trump (Dodonald Trump) - Dodo

Betsy Ross (Batsy Ross) - Bat
Benjamin Franklin (Benjamin Froglin) - Frog
John Hancock (John Hancroc) - Crocodile
Alexander Hamilton (Alexander Camelton) Camel
John Jay (John Jay) - Blue Jay
Abigail Adams (Crabigail Adams) - Crab
Samuel Adams (Ramuel Adams) - Ram
Mercy Otis Warren (Lemurcy Otis Warren) - Lemur
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